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In the news last week was word of a 12-year boy who had died riding Disney’s Rock-N-Roller Coaster. No word yet on the cause of death. My heart goes out to the boy’s family. This incident struck a chord with me, because only a few weeks ago my son Bret and I subjected ourselves to roller coaster hell (okay it was nirvana for Bret). We rode seven different roller coasters in a ninety-minute time span at Kings Island Amusement Park.
I am not sure what possessed me to do this. I don’t like roller coasters. I suppose it was because I love my son and I didn’t want him to ride alone. Besides, I had something to prove. A few months ago after visiting an amusement park in Northern Idaho, Bret made the following remark to his mom about my roller coaster riding demeanor.
“You know that bored look Dad gets. Well he has that look when he rides roller coasters.”
I can safely report I no longer look bored when riding coasters.
Our second ride of the day was something called the Flight of Fear. It is modeled after the infamous Disney coaster that led to the boy’s death. The entrance to the ride is disconcerting because it’s indoors, it’s dimly lit and when we entered there wasn’t anyone around. We wandered alone through a maze of buildings until we finally came upon a half dozen individuals waiting to get on the ride. It was strangely quiet. Not the usual hoopla of anticipation you hear at the end of a roller coaster line.
The cars rolled up and Bret and I took our places toward the rear. An announcement warned us to keep our heads pressed against the back of our seats. Before I had a chance to adjust myself into the recommended position, the string of cars shot forward and up into the darkness with such force that I thought my lungs would collapse. The coaster roared as if it was in a wind tunnel. I prayed. I mean I really prayed. Prayed that I wouldn’t pass out as this car twisted and lunged and looped with such abandon that I swear it wasn’t even on a track. And it might not have been. I couldn’t tell because it was pitch black. Dark enough that Bret couldn’t see that my bored roller coaster scowl had been replaced by a look of sheer terror.
The bored look was also displaced on the several wooden coasters we rode. In this case not with terror, but with pain. There is a reason why they stopped making roller coasters out of wood. They shake. Hard. So hard that the metal restraining bar kept smashing against my waist as if I was being beaten with a rod. For the life of me, I don’t remember why I used to like wooden coasters. Or any coasters for that matter.
But kids love them, and I did too as a kid. I just don’t remember them causing me the pain they do now.
My son Camden wants to go to Ohio later this summer to ride coasters. I love him too, but he is going to have to ride alone.
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