Unsolved Mysteries and Exposed Fruit Guys
Google for once has failed me. While watching the San Francisco parade yesterday there was an Asian man in his mid-fifties walking beside Firefighters Local 798 carrying the above placard. What does it mean? For what brave cause does this man valiantly fight? Perhaps it is a code with the secret of life hidden deep within or a message from space aliens. I searched Google and found nothing. Any ideas?
As for other mysteries, what do you think San Francisco’s Mayor Gavin Newsom is looking it? Has someone threatened to drop a water balloon on his head? Perhaps a constinuent has yelled, “How can you effectively oversee this great city if you can’t even tie your tie to the proper length?” Or then again, now that he is single maybe he found someone to give his bouquet of flowers to.
Finally, I exposed the Fruit of the Loom guys as frauds. Watching them on televison, you might think they do their own stunts, such as driving cars down city streets. Now we know the truth. They are being towed around and only pretend to drive. The green one looked a little peeved when I discovered the their dark secret.
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Comments
“How can you effectively oversee this great city if you can’t even tie your tie to the proper length?”
LOL! That's brilliant. Sounds like a parade not to miss.
Posted by: Simmons | April 20, 2006 12:05 PM
Great pictures. The green guy looks hilariously furious with you!
Posted by: Lisa | April 20, 2006 6:58 PM
Thanks. Interestingly, I didn't notice the green guy was ticked off until after I loaded the photos onto my computer. That is one downside to walking around with a camera. In the quest to capture the perfect shot, you often miss what was truly there.
Posted by: jd | April 22, 2006 8:06 AM