Mr. President, I see you are holding two days of talks with Presidente Calderon at Hacienda Temozon, one of the hotels we stayed at on our recent trip to Mexico.
In case you get bored or if you run out of things to talk about, here are a few suggestions for activities.
We highly recommend the pool. Not too deep so no need to worry about drowning. There are several nice employees who will give you a free foot massage poolside. If you ask in Spanish, one of the masseuses will tell you how her father used to work at this hacienda processing henequen before the industry collapsed and it was turned into a hotel.
If you’re not in the mood to swim, you can take a train car ride pulled by a Democratic donkey past the abandoned henequen fields to visit a distant cenote.
Just walking the grounds enjoying the fauna can be relaxing and will take your mind off the latest scandal plaguing your Administration.
A siesta in a hammock is also enjoyable. Or you can play Nintendo DS like Breanna. Unfortunately, they don’t have Fox News on the television so you’ll have to watch CNN.
For dinner, we recommend los panuchos. Rice pudding for dessert would be a wonderful way to top off the day.
Que tenga un buen viaje.
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